Dear AARP,
I don't know where you got the idea that I was interested in joining you. And although I persist in throwing your mailings into my recycling bin, you persist in sending me more.
Since you are obviously not getting the message that I AM NOT INTERESTED, here are some clues that I am not AARP material.
1. I am not retired.
2. I can run.
3. I have a child who is under 18.4. I work.
5. I don’t repeat myself
6. I periodically alter my hairstyle.
7. I can still touch my toes.
8. I am not eligible for Social Security and won’t be for a Very Long Time.
9. My hair is blonde, not grey, blonde
10. I have great shoes.
11. I don't eat "Early Bird Specials"
12. I keep the TV volume low.
13. I don't repeat myself.
So save your money and stop contacting me. I’ll let you know if I ever need you.
Unfortunately, I do have gray hair, and I do keep the volume up on the TV, and worst of all, I don't have great shoes like yours!
ReplyDeleteBut, I am not eligible for Social Security for a Very Long Time!
Looks like some shoe shopping is in your future.
ReplyDeleteI cracked up at #13. You clever girl. :)
ReplyDeleteThis cracked me up! Actually, I have a 25 year old daughter who has been getting mail from AARP for years! It's a mystery how her name got on their mailing list ...
ReplyDeleteSo funny! I've heard a rumor I can start taking exercise classes at our town's Senior Center at age 45. There's nothing Senior about 45!!
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