The first indication of menopause is a broken thermostat. It's either that or your weight. In any case, if you don't do something, you could be dead by August.
Dorothea Benton Frank
Queen of the hot flash, that's me. Here is one transition I could live without.
First you're hot,
and then you're not.
Belly fat
where you used to be flat.
Swinging moods,
and craving foods.
Woman crabby,
body flabby.
Potty at night.
No end in sight.
Like being pregnant, without the baby.
Lovely! And oh, I so relate. Love the broken thermostat metaphor. -Belinda [A - Z participant; please stop by]
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ReplyDeleteI woke this morning with a headache, needed a good laugh :)
Always happy to provide a little humor.
DeleteTwo things...black cohosh and progesterone cream. Makes a WORLD of difference! ;)
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DeleteOh I love this!! SOOOO funny and true! And yes, black cohosh SOOO minimizes the "power surges", as I call them. This is so great!
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What do you think? Am I in the Shel Silverstein league?
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