Monday Morning Musings

Happy New Year everyone. Yes, I know the New Year is a week old, but I haven't been writing for the past two weeks and didn't want to miss the opportunity to pray that everyone be blessed with a wonderful new year.

Here are some random thoughts, questions and musings for this first Monday of the new year.

• Why do the last two weeks of December go faster than the last two weeks of January?
• Don't ask for beauty advice from a woman with a mustache.
• How come your computer works fine and then the next time you turn it on, the sucker virtually wilts and expires before your eyes?
• Have you noticed entertainers and athletes get paid lots more than police, firefighters and teachers? Does this mean we value our ability to be entertained over our safety and intelligence?
• How come the eyes and knees are the first things to go? I would sacrifice my sense of smell and my appendix instead, if offered the choice.
• I rarely run out of onions, but frequently run out of toilet paper.
• Taking a wedding dress to be altered and pressed is a tricky business when the two people working at the store mainly speak Spanish and Korean.
• Mondays have a bad reputation . . . and they deserve it.

Have a happy Monday and feel free to share some of your own thoughts, questions and musings in the Comment section.

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