- My cinnamon and cumin containers are the same and those two spices are almost identical in color, someday that could be a problem when I make my morning oatmeal.
- If you give a mouse a cookie, you deserve the rodent problem you'll have.
- If politicians put as much time and energy into governing as they did into campaigning . . .
- When I put together those freeze-ahead slow cooker dinners, I should have stored them standing up not laying flat. How am I going to fit that flat slab into my oval-shaped slow cooker?
- Why didn't I go to bed earlier last night?
- If you give a mom a cookie, she'll get fat.
- I feel naked if I'm not wearing earrings.
- Why is it that when you find a good recipe for dinner, you never have all the ingredients?
- I'd better stop day dreaming and get to work.
There you have it, the wisdom of the ages. What do you think about on a Monday morning?